Well I am Blonde, not a true blonde, mind you, but a blonde non the less. Being that as it may I feel I can therefore post blonde jokes. so here goes:
Two blondes living in Nebraska were sitting on a bench talking....and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away....Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"