Monday, July 9, 2007

Blonde Logic

Well I am Blonde, not a true blonde, mind you, but a blonde non the less. Being that as it may I feel I can therefore post blonde jokes. so here goes:

Two blondes living in Nebraska were sitting on a bench talking....and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away....Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great joke! I'm a blonde with a blonde joke! Here goes:
A blonde decides to try horseback riding one day. She carefully gets up onto the saddled horse who starts out slowly. She feels pretty good about it, but the horse starts going faster. She gets a little nervous, but the horse goes faster still. Now, she's getting panicked. The horse just keeps building steam and she's bouncing out of the saddle and losing her balance. Now the horse is at a dead gallop. The blonde screams for help and frantically tries to grab the mane as she gets bounced off the horse. Only her foot is stuck in the stirrup. Now as the horse rockets along her head is banging on the ground. She's about to lose consciousness when Bill the Walmart greeter unplugs the horse. :D
Fellow blondie,
Gina -